Where Pigs Fly

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Where Pigs Fly

Darwin defendeu a CriaçãoDarwin defended creation
Einstein viajou no tempoEinstein travelled in time
Colombo descobriu a ÍndiaColumbus discovered india
E shakespeare não sabia rimarAnd shakespeare couldn’t rhyme

O.J. declarado culpadoO.j. pleaded guilty
Manson libertava com a palavra ***Manson made parole
Reagan ganhou 5 oscarsReagan won five oscars
E Meryl nenhumAnd meryl none at all

Elvis era veganElvis was a vegan
Dylan nunca "foi apedrejado"Dylan never got stoned
Alice era conhecida como VincentAlice was known as vincent
E Bowie era só JonesAnd bowie was just jones

Michael parecia com MichaelMichael looked like michael
Keith bebia apenas sucoKeith drank only juice
Madonna era uma virgemMadonna was a virgin
E Jimi tocava a flautaAnd jimi played the flute

Drink do Bond estava mexido, não agitadoBond’s drink was stirred not shaken
Darth Vader não tinha filhoDarth vader had no son
Doroth estava ainda em KansasDorothy was still in kansas
E Clint não tinha uma armaAnd clint didn’t own a gun

Rocky não teve sequênciaRocky had no sequels
Arnold nunca voltouArnold never came back
Et digitou o número erradoEt dialed the wrong number
E Dolly não tinha PeitõesAnd dolly had no rack.