Where Pigs Fly

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Where Pigs Fly

Darwin defendeu a Criação
Darwin defended creation
Einstein viajou no tempo
Einstein travelled in time
Colombo descobriu a Índia
Columbus discovered india
E shakespeare não sabia rimar
And shakespeare couldn’t rhyme

O.J. declarado culpado
O.j. pleaded guilty
Manson libertava com a palavra ***
Manson made parole
Reagan ganhou 5 oscars
Reagan won five oscars
E Meryl nenhum
And meryl none at all

Elvis era vegan
Elvis was a vegan
Dylan nunca "foi apedrejado"
Dylan never got stoned
Alice era conhecida como Vincent
Alice was known as vincent
E Bowie era só Jones
And bowie was just jones

Michael parecia com Michael
Michael looked like michael
Keith bebia apenas suco
Keith drank only juice
Madonna era uma virgem
Madonna was a virgin
E Jimi tocava a flauta
And jimi played the flute

Drink do Bond estava mexido, não agitado
Bond’s drink was stirred not shaken
Darth Vader não tinha filho
Darth vader had no son
Doroth estava ainda em Kansas
Dorothy was still in kansas
E Clint não tinha uma arma
And clint didn’t own a gun

Rocky não teve sequência
Rocky had no sequels
Arnold nunca voltou
Arnold never came back
Et digitou o número errado
Et dialed the wrong number
E Dolly não tinha Peitões
And dolly had no rack.