I was movin' and groovin' with McKenna at Sears
Then Tina pulled up and stabbed us in our burked rears
Shaggable arses

Oh, my Tina, what have you done?
You can't just go and stab everyone
Shit on the floor, when will you stop?
Toothless Tina, I might call the cops

What'd you say here? And I don't like meat
Y-y-y-yes, I'm a vegan and I'm sweet
Did you hear me say that? (Yes, I'm a vegan)
Did ya-did ya-did ya hear me say that? (And I'm sweet, yes)

Woo!
Oh, yeah!
Woo, yeah!
Girl