Today
Today I found a thousand steaming hot dogs in my bathtub
Goat's head nailed to my door
There was voices chanting in the toaster oven
And I drove to work from the back seat of my car
At work, the boss was giving away tickets to his own hanging
People are smoking joints out of their noses at their desks
The typewriter was lonely, writing love letters
And the telephones are answering themselves
Whooo
And the supermarket was having a free sale
And the turkeys were climbing out of their packaging
And dancing in the aisles with friendly midgets
As watermelons exploded with delight
Santa Claus ran naked through the city with his fangs on fire
Taco truck was being driven by a hyperventilating cactus
A mariachi band was playing water polo with a prosthetic head
And the furniture was sitting on all the people
And the plates were eating all the food
Whoo yea
Hoje
Hoje eu encontrei mil cachorros-quentes fumegantes na minha banheira
Cabeça de cabra pregada na minha porta
Tinha vozes cantando no forno elétrico
E eu fui trabalhar do banco de trás do meu carro
No trabalho, o chefe estava distribuindo ingressos para sua própria forca
As pessoas estavam fumando baseado pelo nariz nas suas mesas
A máquina de escrever estava sozinha, escrevendo cartas de amor
E os telefones estavam se atendendo sozinhos
Whooo
E o supermercado estava fazendo uma liquidação grátis
E os perus estavam saindo das embalagens
E dançando nos corredores com anões amigáveis
Enquanto as melancias explodiam de alegria
Papai Noel correu pelado pela cidade com suas presas em chamas
O caminhão de taco era dirigido por um cacto hiperventilando
Uma banda de mariachi estava jogando polo aquático com uma cabeça prostética
E os móveis estavam sentados em cima de todas as pessoas
E os pratos estavam comendo toda a comida
Whoo é