Today

Hoje

Today

Hoje eu encontrei mil cachorros-quentes fumegantes na minha banheiraToday I found a thousand steaming hot dogs in my bathtub
Cabeça de cabra pregada na minha portaGoat's head nailed to my door
Tinha vozes cantando no forno elétricoThere was voices chanting in the toaster oven
E eu fui trabalhar do banco de trás do meu carroAnd I drove to work from the back seat of my car
No trabalho, o chefe estava distribuindo ingressos para sua própria forcaAt work, the boss was giving away tickets to his own hanging
As pessoas estavam fumando baseado pelo nariz nas suas mesasPeople are smoking joints out of their noses at their desks
A máquina de escrever estava sozinha, escrevendo cartas de amorThe typewriter was lonely, writing love letters
E os telefones estavam se atendendo sozinhosAnd the telephones are answering themselves
WhoooWhooo

E o supermercado estava fazendo uma liquidação grátisAnd the supermarket was having a free sale
E os perus estavam saindo das embalagensAnd the turkeys were climbing out of their packaging
E dançando nos corredores com anões amigáveisAnd dancing in the aisles with friendly midgets
Enquanto as melancias explodiam de alegriaAs watermelons exploded with delight
Papai Noel correu pelado pela cidade com suas presas em chamasSanta Claus ran naked through the city with his fangs on fire
O caminhão de taco era dirigido por um cacto hiperventilandoTaco truck was being driven by a hyperventilating cactus
Uma banda de mariachi estava jogando polo aquático com uma cabeça prostéticaA mariachi band was playing water polo with a prosthetic head
E os móveis estavam sentados em cima de todas as pessoasAnd the furniture was sitting on all the people
E os pratos estavam comendo toda a comidaAnd the plates were eating all the food
Whoo éWhoo yea