Watchtower Magazine
My friends were having a party
I felt something strange was starting
It was much too late to start
I drank so much Jagermeister
I told the coffee table that I liked her
Take her in my arms
We played croquet on the lawn
Nobody had any clothes on
Except for the motorcycle helmets
And after the sun did rise
It was taken by surprise
I was burned out beyond belief
I had to pick myself off the floor
My mother was at the door
Selling Watchtower magazines
I couldn't believe it was true
And Mom, I thought you were a Jew
Why are you selling Watchtower magazines?
After she came in
She stepped in a bowl of Ramen
Wiped it on some guy's face
I must have been on God's shit list
My mom was a Jehovah's Witness
Had to buy subscriptions just to make her leave
I had to pick myself off the floor
My mother was at the door
Selling Watchtower magazines
Her prayers were much too frequent
After all that shock treatment
Now she's selling Watchtower magazines
Revista Sentinela
Meus amigos estavam fazendo uma festa
Eu senti que algo estranho começava
Era tarde demais pra começar
Eu bebi tanto Jagermeister
Disse à mesa de café que gostava dela
Apelei pra ela nos meus braços
Jogamos croquet no gramado
Ninguém estava vestido
Exceto pelos capacetes de moto
E depois que o sol nasceu
Ele ficou surpreso
Eu estava completamente acabado
Tive que me levantar do chão
Minha mãe estava na porta
Vendendo revistas Sentinela
Eu não conseguia acreditar que era verdade
E mãe, eu pensei que você era judia
Por que você está vendendo revistas Sentinela?
Depois que ela entrou
Ela pisou em um prato de Ramen
Limpou na cara de um cara
Eu devia estar na lista negra de Deus
Minha mãe era Testemunha de Jeová
Tive que comprar assinaturas só pra ela ir embora
Tive que me levantar do chão
Minha mãe estava na porta
Vendendo revistas Sentinela
As orações dela eram frequentes demais
Depois de todo aquele tratamento de choque
Agora ela está vendendo revistas Sentinela