Watchtower Magazine

Revista Sentinela

Watchtower Magazine

Meus amigos estavam fazendo uma festaMy friends were having a party
Eu senti que algo estranho começavaI felt something strange was starting
Era tarde demais pra começarIt was much too late to start

Eu bebi tanto JagermeisterI drank so much Jagermeister
Disse à mesa de café que gostava delaI told the coffee table that I liked her
Apelei pra ela nos meus braçosTake her in my arms

Jogamos croquet no gramadoWe played croquet on the lawn
Ninguém estava vestidoNobody had any clothes on
Exceto pelos capacetes de motoExcept for the motorcycle helmets

E depois que o sol nasceuAnd after the sun did rise
Ele ficou surpresoIt was taken by surprise
Eu estava completamente acabadoI was burned out beyond belief

Tive que me levantar do chãoI had to pick myself off the floor
Minha mãe estava na portaMy mother was at the door
Vendendo revistas SentinelaSelling Watchtower magazines

Eu não conseguia acreditar que era verdadeI couldn't believe it was true
E mãe, eu pensei que você era judiaAnd Mom, I thought you were a Jew
Por que você está vendendo revistas Sentinela?Why are you selling Watchtower magazines?

Depois que ela entrouAfter she came in
Ela pisou em um prato de RamenShe stepped in a bowl of Ramen
Limpou na cara de um caraWiped it on some guy's face

Eu devia estar na lista negra de DeusI must have been on God's shit list
Minha mãe era Testemunha de JeováMy mom was a Jehovah's Witness
Tive que comprar assinaturas só pra ela ir emboraHad to buy subscriptions just to make her leave

Tive que me levantar do chãoI had to pick myself off the floor
Minha mãe estava na portaMy mother was at the door
Vendendo revistas SentinelaSelling Watchtower magazines

As orações dela eram frequentes demaisHer prayers were much too frequent
Depois de todo aquele tratamento de choqueAfter all that shock treatment
Agora ela está vendendo revistas SentinelaNow she's selling Watchtower magazines