Ballad Of a Mean Ole Queen
(Dream on dream on mean ole queen meanest queen I've ever seen)
She was mean and she was lean got her kicks at the gullotine
Had a castle on the hill and it was haunted better still
(Haunted castle on the hill)
Bats and rats and black cats too lived there with this mean ole shrew
She could make a witche's brew
(Dream on dream on mean ole queen meanest leanest queen I've seen)
And then one day a handsome prince came into her providence
In his hand he firmly clasped a little slipper made of glass
(A little slipper made of glass)
On her throne the queen did sit the prince shook a little bit
Said I hope the thing don't fit
(Dream on dream on mean ole queen biggest feet I've ever seen)
As away he rode his stud he saw some footprints in the mud
They were small and they were neat so he traced these little feet
(So he traced these little feet)
Right up to the castle wall heard the cats begin to sqwal
And his flesh begin to crawl
(Dream on dream on fairy prince you'll go back if you got good sense)
Took a shot of adicall he climbed right up that castle wall
As the prince broke through the tower the mean ole queen was takin' a shower
(The mean ole queen was takin' a shower)
She was mean but she was clean cleanest meanest queen I've seen
Mean ole lean ole clean ole queen
(Dream on dream on lean ole queen cleanest meanest queen I've seen)
I'm in the dungeon far below he found his love as pure as snow
She was covered up with grit but the little ole slipper fit
(But the little ole slipper fit)
Her clothes were torn and soiled with mud but she looked good on the big white stud
He took her away from all of that crud
(Dream on dream on Cinderella you have found yourself a fella)
If you like I will explain the mean ole queen went down the drain
(She was clean but she was lean and the mean ole queen went down the drean)
Balada da Rainha Malvada
(Sonhe, sonhe, rainha malvada, a rainha mais cruel que já vi)
Ela era malvada e magra, se divertia na guilhotina
Tinha um castelo na colina e era assombrado, ainda melhor
(Castelo assombrado na colina)
Morcegos, ratos e gatos pretos também moravam lá com essa velha bruxa
Ela conseguia fazer uma poção de bruxa
(Sonhe, sonhe, rainha malvada, a rainha mais magra que já vi)
E então um dia um príncipe bonito entrou em sua província
Em sua mão ele segurava firmemente um sapatinho feito de vidro
(Um sapatinho feito de vidro)
No trono a rainha estava sentada, o príncipe tremeu um pouco
Disse: espero que isso não sirva
(Sonhe, sonhe, rainha malvada, os maiores pés que já vi)
Enquanto ele cavalgava seu cavalo, viu algumas pegadas na lama
Eram pequenas e bem feitas, então ele seguiu esses pezinhos
(Então ele seguiu esses pezinhos)
Até a parede do castelo, ouviu os gatos começarem a gritar
E sua carne começou a arrepiar
(Sonhe, sonhe, príncipe encantado, você vai voltar se tiver bom senso)
Tomou uma dose de coragem, subiu direto pela parede do castelo
Quando o príncipe entrou na torre, a rainha malvada estava tomando banho
(A rainha malvada estava tomando banho)
Ela era malvada, mas estava limpa, a rainha mais limpa e malvada que já vi
Rainha malvada, magra e limpa
(Sonhe, sonhe, rainha magra, a rainha mais limpa e malvada que já vi)
Estou na masmorra bem abaixo, ele encontrou seu amor tão puro quanto a neve
Ela estava coberta de sujeira, mas o sapatinho serviu
(Mas o sapatinho serviu)
Suas roupas estavam rasgadas e sujas de lama, mas ela estava bonita no grande cavalo branco
Ele a levou para longe de toda aquela sujeira
(Sonhe, sonhe, Cinderela, você encontrou um namorado)
Se você quiser, eu explico, a rainha malvada foi pelo ralo
(Ela era limpa, mas era magra, e a rainha malvada foi pelo ralo)