Garbage Pail Kids
Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed
Saliva Susie's head was an incredible red
Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it
I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it
But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school
I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool
Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach
They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach
I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German
She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman
Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary
I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry
He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats
I would always cuss loudly on class retreats
Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses
It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses
I was always the kid who tripped the others
And shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers
Sometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving
Coz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven
Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back
Man, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack
When we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home
Cuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget
And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget
Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs
I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms
Henry The Hunchback would never punch back
I'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack
Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head
And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted
Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation
They told me I was gifted and in Special Education
Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare
She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair
I liked being special, it was cool being different
Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it
The short bus was packed full of moody vermins
I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos
They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom
While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on
I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge
But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge
After four years they realized I wasn't retarded
Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started
My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping
Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round.... Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
Os Garotos do Lixo
Frankie Irritado, Fred Cabeça Gorda, Ed Pequeno
A cabeça da Saliva Susie era um vermelho incrível
Baba escorrendo pelo queixo, eu queria dar um tapa
Eu peguei no peito dela, ela foi lenta demais, não entendeu
Mas em um minuto o micro-ônibus chegaria na escola
Eu gostava da Dirty Dianne, ela costumava mijar e babar
Ser descolado é sempre fácil no ônibus com Benny-Roach
Disseram que eu era especial porque andava no ônibus baixinho
Eu nunca aprendi, o ônibus era dirigido por um alemão
Ela costumava gritar Para de Bater a Cabeça, Capacete Herman
Jerry Mal-humorado, essas crianças são todas estranhas e assustadoras
Eu odiava a Podre Rita e o Harry Tarado
Ele costumava esfregar os bancos do ônibus, meu walkman quebrava as batidas
Eu sempre xingava alto nas excursões da turma
Freaks bagunçados com óculos grandes e narizes escorrendo
Me deixava excitado ver as poses do corpo da Carrie Aleijada
Eu sempre era o garoto que fazia os outros tropeçarem
E atirava bolinhas de saliva nos Irmãos Coiotes
Às vezes eu ficava bravo e dizia que ia embora
Porque eles me colocavam ao lado do Macaco Mike ou do Steven Fedorento
Scott Crotch e Scooty Frutinha se tocavam lá atrás
Cara, eu chutava eles no chão, pegava uma muleta e atacava
Quando chegávamos na escola eu mal podia esperar pela volta pra casa
Porque eu flertava o caminho todo com a Betty, a Gnoma Cega
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e Rodando
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
O Dia Todo
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e Rodando
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
O Dia Todo
Eu Lembro do Tiranossauro Rex entregando a Bridget
E o Pokey Paco era um anão mexicano
Frank Catarro estava tossindo e nunca conseguia vencer os germes
Eu costumava forçá-lo a beber saliva e comer minhocas
Henry, o Corcunda, nunca revidava
Eu batia na corcunda dele e depois pegava a lancheira
Todo mundo no ônibus tinha cabeça de vegetal
E o garoto que pegava todas as garotas era o Ted Testículo
Cara, a maioria deles nasceu com essa vegetação inicial
Disseram que eu era talentoso e estava na Educação Especial
Matilda, a Gorila, costumava dar um baita susto
Ela até roeu a roda da própria cadeira de rodas
Eu gostava de ser especial, era legal ser diferente
O Pete Vomitava o café da manhã e cheirava
O ônibus baixinho estava cheio de vermes mal-humorados
Eu só relaxava e bebia Kool-Aid de uma térmica do Goonies
Todos se vestiam mal, de Ralph Fedorento a Tom Sujo
Enquanto eu relaxava de boa com uma camiseta do Alf
Eu flertava com a Meaty Meghan e a Marge Cabeça de Melão
Mas eu sabia que algo estava errado porque eu sempre estava no comando
Depois de quatro anos, perceberam que eu não era retardado
Cara, como esse erro pôde acontecer, como começou
Meu arquivo dizia que eu fazia barulhos e tremia sem parar
Acontece que eu só estava fazendo beatbox, batendo e travando
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e Rodando
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
O Dia Todo
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e Rodando
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e Rodando
O Dia Todo