Garbage Pail Kids

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Garbage Pail Kids

Frankie Irritado, Fred Cabeça Gorda, Ed PequenoCranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed
A cabeça da Saliva Susie era um vermelho incrívelSaliva Susie's head was an incredible red
Baba escorrendo pelo queixo, eu queria dar um tapaSpit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it
Eu peguei no peito dela, ela foi lenta demais, não entendeuI grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it
Mas em um minuto o micro-ônibus chegaria na escolaBut in a minute the mini-bus would be in school
Eu gostava da Dirty Dianne, ela costumava mijar e babarI liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool
Ser descolado é sempre fácil no ônibus com Benny-RoachBeing cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach
Disseram que eu era especial porque andava no ônibus baixinhoThey told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach
Eu nunca aprendi, o ônibus era dirigido por um alemãoI was never learning, The bus was driven by a German
Ela costumava gritar Para de Bater a Cabeça, Capacete HermanShe used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman
Jerry Mal-humorado, essas crianças são todas estranhas e assustadorasOrnery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary
Eu odiava a Podre Rita e o Harry TaradoI hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry
Ele costumava esfregar os bancos do ônibus, meu walkman quebrava as batidasHe used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats
Eu sempre xingava alto nas excursões da turmaI would always cuss loudly on class retreats
Freaks bagunçados com óculos grandes e narizes escorrendoTrashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses
Me deixava excitado ver as poses do corpo da Carrie AleijadaIt turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses
Eu sempre era o garoto que fazia os outros tropeçaremI was always the kid who tripped the others
E atirava bolinhas de saliva nos Irmãos CoiotesAnd shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers
Às vezes eu ficava bravo e dizia que ia emboraSometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving
Porque eles me colocavam ao lado do Macaco Mike ou do Steven FedorentoCoz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven
Scott Crotch e Scooty Frutinha se tocavam lá atrásCrotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back
Cara, eu chutava eles no chão, pegava uma muleta e atacavaMan, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack
Quando chegávamos na escola eu mal podia esperar pela volta pra casaWhen we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home
Porque eu flertava o caminho todo com a Betty, a Gnoma CegaCuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome

As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e RodandoRound And Round.... Round And Round
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
O Dia TodoAll Day Long
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e RodandoRound And Round.... Round And Round
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
O Dia TodoAll Day Long

Eu Lembro do Tiranossauro Rex entregando a BridgetI Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget
E o Pokey Paco era um anão mexicanoAnd Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget
Frank Catarro estava tossindo e nunca conseguia vencer os germesPhlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs
Eu costumava forçá-lo a beber saliva e comer minhocasI used to force him to drink spit and eat worms
Henry, o Corcunda, nunca revidavaHenry The Hunchback would never punch back
Eu batia na corcunda dele e depois pegava a lancheiraI'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack
Todo mundo no ônibus tinha cabeça de vegetalEveryone on the bus was a vegtable head
E o garoto que pegava todas as garotas era o Ted TestículoAnd the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted
Cara, a maioria deles nasceu com essa vegetação inicialMan, most of them were born with this initial vegetation
Disseram que eu era talentoso e estava na Educação EspecialThey told me I was gifted and in Special Education
Matilda, a Gorila, costumava dar um baita sustoMatilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare
Ela até roeu a roda da própria cadeira de rodasShe even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair
Eu gostava de ser especial, era legal ser diferenteI liked being special, it was cool being different
O Pete Vomitava o café da manhã e cheiravaPukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it
O ônibus baixinho estava cheio de vermes mal-humoradosThe short bus was packed full of moody vermins
Eu só relaxava e bebia Kool-Aid de uma térmica do GooniesI just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos
Todos se vestiam mal, de Ralph Fedorento a Tom SujoThey all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom
Enquanto eu relaxava de boa com uma camiseta do AlfWhile I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on
Eu flertava com a Meaty Meghan e a Marge Cabeça de MelãoI got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge
Mas eu sabia que algo estava errado porque eu sempre estava no comandoBut I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge
Depois de quatro anos, perceberam que eu não era retardadoAfter four years they realized I wasn't retarded
Cara, como esse erro pôde acontecer, como começouMan, how could this mistake happen, how was it started
Meu arquivo dizia que eu fazia barulhos e tremia sem pararMy file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping
Acontece que eu só estava fazendo beatbox, batendo e travandoTurns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking

As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e RodandoRound And Round.... Round And Round
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
O Dia TodoAll Day Long
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Rodando e Rodando... Rodando e RodandoRound And Round.... Round And Round
As Rodas do Ônibus Vão Rodando e RodandoThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
O Dia TodoAll Day Long