We Ain't Gay

I'm gonna have sex with a man today
And I promise you that we ain't gay
We love to fuck in the back of my truck
We suck suck suck like a couple of ducks
It ain't love, it's like going to war
We drop our pants off at the door
Two good buddies and a couple Bud Lights
It's all a man needs on a Friday night

We're big straight American boys
Having sex and making that noise
Ain't no feelings just good clean fun
Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun

We ain't gay now don't twist it up
We have sex in my pick-up truck
Ain't no shame no need to cry
It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes

If you have a big truck, then you ain't gay
Even if you're bowing dudes twice a day
When the beer goes in the queer goes out
Now put that wiener right in my mouth

Now don't be scared it's just some skin
Were still big men when were sliding in
Don't need no love don't need no rank
It's just two dudes doing manly things

We're big straight American boys
Having sex and making that noise
Ain't no feelings just good clean fun
Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun

We ain't gay now don't twist it up
We have sex in my pick-up truck
Ain't no shame no need to cry
It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes

We're big straight American boys
Having sex and making that noise
Ain't no feelings just good clean fun
Shooting out loads like some pump shotgun

We ain't gay now don't twist it up
We have sex in my pick-up truck
Ain't no shame no need to cry
It don't mean shit if you don't lock eyes