The Perfect Woman

A Mulher Perfeita

The Perfect Woman

Ela era a mulher perfeita, de todas as maneiras,She was the perfect woman, in every single way,
Fazia o sol brilhar mais forte, e sumirem minhas dores.She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away.
Ela era a mulher perfeita, uma chef de primeira,She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef,
Dizem que o amor é cego, mas também é surdo, na verdade.They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf.

Porque Helen Keller era a mulher perfeita, e ninguém entende,Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands,
quão talentosa ela era com suas mãos.just how talented she was with her hands.
Deus a fez a mulher perfeita, eu era o toque final.God made her the perfect woman, i was the finishing touch.
Ela era a mulher perfeita porque não falava demais.She was the perfect woman cause she didnt talk so much.

Ela queria escolher os nomes dos filhos, então eu deixei,She wanted to name the kids, so i finally let her,
mas ficou horrível, até o Chewbacca faria melhor... Raaaaait turned out horribly, chewabacca couldve done better... Raaaaa
Mas acho que ficou legal, tivemos um menino e uma menina.But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl.
Só eu e a Helen, uhhh-aaaa, e o Earl!Just me and helen, uhhh-aaaa, and Earl!

Porque Helen Keller era minha milagreira, eu era seu show solo,Cuase helen keller was my miracle worker, i was her one-man-show,
Eu podia andar pela casa pelado, e ela nem perceberia.I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldnt even know.
Helen Keller era minha mulher perfeita, eu era sua única necessidade.Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need
Ela não se importava com as espinhas na minha bunda, isso só a deixava mais interessada.She didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read

Isso a deixava mais interessada...It gave her more to read....

Ela leu hera venenosa, leu acne, leu herpes, leu tudo.She read poison ivy, she read acne, she read herpes, she read it all.
Leu arrepios, leu bolhas, até leu uma bola de basquete.She read goosebumps, she read blisters, she even read a basketball.

Helen Keller era minha mulher perfeita, mas acho que ela não se importava.Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but i dont think she cared.
Eu toquei essa música pra ela, e ela só ficou lá, me encarando.I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared.
Ela ainda era minha mulher perfeita, eu era meio bagunçado,She was still my perfect woman, i was sort of a mess,
Eu pedi ela em casamento, e ela disse: "Uh-ee-ohhh!"I asked her to marry me, she said, "Uh-ee-ohhh!"