Questions

Is it heavy?
Is it white?
Can I stab it with a knife?
Will it bite?

Will it scratch?
Can I strike it with a match?
Can I shut it?
Can I lock it?

Can I fit it in my pocket?
Can I move it?
Can I love it?
Can I hold it?

Can I shove it?
Is it round?
Is it wide?
Will it know it if I lie?

Will it bounce?
Will it roll?
Do I have to pay a toll?
Will it fit through a door?

Can I sit it on the floor?
Can it run?
Can it fly?
Will it swim?

Will it try?
Will it hurt?
Will it burn?
Is it none of my concern?

Can I buy it?
Can I sell it?
Can I trade it?
Can I kill it?

Will it know if I am gone?
Will it sneeze?
Will it yawn?
Is it short?

Is it tall?
Will it look good on a wall?
Can I teach it?
Will it learn?

Is it stable?
Will it turn?
Can I crash it?
Can I smash it?

Can I beat it into ashes?
Will it growl?
Will it howl?
Can I lay it in a pile?

Can it think? Tell the time
Is it psychic? Read my mind
Will it tickle?
Can it laugh?

Can I cut it into half?
Will it die?
Will it mold?
Can I leave it in the cold?

Is it borrowed?
Is it stolen?
Is it bruised?
Is it swollen?

Is it nasty?
Is it gross?
Can I eat it with my toast?
Is it hot like a coal?

Does it have a soul?
Can it tell if I am lying?
Does it know the world is dying?
Does it think? Have a conscience

Does it know that time's upon us?
Does it read? Understand
Can I hold it in my hand?
Will it run if it's mad?

Does it have a mom and dad?
Can I drive it?
Can I fly it?
Who will know if I try it?

Is it loud just like thunder?
Does it look like any other?
Does it know it is forgiven?
Can it tell if I have sinned?

Scarecrow, scarecrow
Scarecrow, scarecrow
This ain't wide