Moosehair Underwear
I was slugging some dudes when she caught my eyes
She was gorgeous enough, she was pure delight
We fell in love and then we married of course
I had my moosehair and felt no remorse
She took my panties off and saw an awful sight
My penis had lost all its former might
I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear
Now she is gone and with her all my friends
My underwear and the the garden fence
But right is right and fair must be fair
I would send her into deepest despair
I had some dying to do and was standing tall
I blew my head off and onto the wall
I thought she would be sorry, that little faggot
But no one came looking for me, except the maggots
"All gone, bye bye!"
I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear
Cueca de Pelo de Alce
Eu tava trocando ideia com uns caras quando ela me chamou a atenção
Ela era linda demais, um verdadeiro encanto
Nos apaixonamos e claro, acabamos casando
Eu tinha meu pelo de alce e não me arrependi
Ela tirou minha cueca e viu uma cena horrível
Meu pau tinha perdido toda a sua força anterior
Eu só quero usar minha cueca de pelo de alce
Agora ela se foi e levou todos os meus amigos
Minha cueca e a cerca do jardim
Mas certo é certo e justo deve ser justo
Eu a mandaria pro fundo do poço
Eu tinha algumas coisas a resolver e estava firme
Eu explodi minha cabeça e a sujei na parede
Eu pensei que ela ia se sentir mal, aquela vadia
Mas ninguém veio me procurar, exceto as larvas
"Tudo foi embora, tchau tchau!"
Eu só quero usar minha cueca de pelo de alce