Moosehair Underwear

Cueca de Pelo de Alce

Moosehair Underwear

Eu tava trocando ideia com uns caras quando ela me chamou a atençãoI was slugging some dudes when she caught my eyes
Ela era linda demais, um verdadeiro encantoShe was gorgeous enough, she was pure delight
Nos apaixonamos e claro, acabamos casandoWe fell in love and then we married of course
Eu tinha meu pelo de alce e não me arrependiI had my moosehair and felt no remorse
Ela tirou minha cueca e viu uma cena horrívelShe took my panties off and saw an awful sight
Meu pau tinha perdido toda a sua força anteriorMy penis had lost all its former might

Eu só quero usar minha cueca de pelo de alceI just wanna wear my moosehair underwear

Agora ela se foi e levou todos os meus amigosNow she is gone and with her all my friends
Minha cueca e a cerca do jardimMy underwear and the the garden fence
Mas certo é certo e justo deve ser justoBut right is right and fair must be fair
Eu a mandaria pro fundo do poçoI would send her into deepest despair
Eu tinha algumas coisas a resolver e estava firmeI had some dying to do and was standing tall
Eu explodi minha cabeça e a sujei na paredeI blew my head off and onto the wall
Eu pensei que ela ia se sentir mal, aquela vadiaI thought she would be sorry, that little faggot
Mas ninguém veio me procurar, exceto as larvasBut no one came looking for me, except the maggots

"Tudo foi embora, tchau tchau!""All gone, bye bye!"

Eu só quero usar minha cueca de pelo de alceI just wanna wear my moosehair underwear