A Bar About a Bar

Um Bar Sobre um Bar

A Bar About a Bar

Isso são dez minutosThat's ten minutes
O que você tem?What you got?
BelezaAlright

Eu tenho um bar sobre um barI got a bar about a bar
Não é piada, é só um barIt's not a joke, it's just a bar
Um cara entra no barA nigga walks into a bar

Sentou, gostava de bebida forte, as mulheres fáceisTook his seat, he liked his liquor hard, his women easy
Dizem que ele era frio como dedos que tocam violãoLegend has it, he was callous like fingers that pick guitars
Era só um caipira que estacionou sua caminhonete porque estava escuro pra mijarHe was just a hick that parked his pickup truck 'cause it was dark to take a piss
A estrada era longa, a fila era longa pra carambaThe road was long, the line was long as shit

Ele pensou nisso, segurou e tomou um gole com o canudoHe thought about it, held it in and sipped his straw
Caiu cinza do charuto e saiu pra ir pro carroAshed out his cigar and walked out into his car

Esquece aquele cara, tinha uma fila dentro do barForget that nigga, there was a line inside the bar
E a fila era tão longa que dava a volta no barAnd the line was so long it wrapped behind the bar
E mostrava cachaça e vinho dentro do poteAnd exposed moonshine and wine inside the jar
E continuava até o beco e o lixo atrás do barAnd it kеpt goin' to the alley and the trash bеhind the bar
Pro mesmo cara, que estava mijando atrás do carroTo the same nigga, he was takin' a piss behind his car
O cara da frente viu que essa parada estava fora de ordemThe nigga in the front seen that this shit was out of order
O cara de trás viu que o parquímetro estava sem moedasThe nigga in the back seen that the meter's out of quarters
Os clientes e o pequeno desejavam que essa fila fosse bem mais curtaThe patrons and the little wished this line was way shorter
Eu diria os nomes deles, mas os nomes não importamI would tell you their names, but they names is unimportant

É o que eu tenho até agoraIs what I got so far