Don't try to scan a seaweed heap
Your fragile toes might step in glass
Don't try to pet your dog in the dark
You might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus
Carrots and baba ghanoush
I can't say the word foyer
But I can pronounce the word douche

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus
Carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
But I'm still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy's trucking kids in her belly
Getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly
I'm going to hit them a lot!

The crime scene
Had officers' heads down (shoowap, shoowap)
How will I unearth that mystery? (shoowap, shoowap)
Dental records, maybe? (shoowap, shoowap)
That poor baby

Mommy's trucking kids in her belly
Getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly
I'm going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

Oh my God it's DIP!