The New Clean Song

Yesterday I had my birthday
Everyone wished me good luck
So I got up on the table

When I came back home
Everyone had left
Messages on my machine
I felt very clean
I felt very clean

I erased the messages on my machine
And the tape was clean
And the tape was clean

Then I made a telephone call
And I was mean
So I apologized
I felt obscene
I felt obscene

I brushed my teeth
The sink was dirty underneath
I could smell it
You could tell it
I saw my face in the mirror
I sprayed it and it was clearer
My expression showed smell
My expression showed smell

I went to the bedroom
And I fell asleep
In my dreams, I was a creep
In my dreams, I was a creep

And when I awoke
The first thing I spoke was clean
I fired my associates and started anew