Lustful Earl And The Married Woman
Now, big Earl Bradshow, he was a lone wolf
He was always on the prowl
And when he'd go out to find a woman
You could hear his awful howl:
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Baby I'm comin' for you
Ahoo ahoo ahoo
Now, Lucy Dorcey, she was a pretty thing
But you know, she was married
Whenever she see him, old big Earl coming
She'd hide the ring she was wearing
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo, all right
This went on every night
Big Earl would howl for more
But then one night there came a-poundin' on the door.
There went her husband; he knocked the door down
And he grabbed her ferociously
She said, "Earl, honey, would you call the police
'Cause I believe, he's a-killin' me"
He turned on Earl with the gun
There was no chance to run
He said, "You've had it, son"
But he'd missed and shot him through the knee.
Well, old Earl, he jumped out the window
He was naked and limping down the road
And you could hear him howling in the distance
But he sounded like a wounded toad:
"Ahoooie
Why did you shoot me in the knee?
I was just trying to do
The thing that comes naturally!"
O Earl Lascivo e a Mulher Casada
Agora, o grande Earl Bradshow, ele era um lobo solitário
Ele estava sempre à espreita
E quando saía pra encontrar uma mulher
Você podia ouvir seu uivo horrível:
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Baby, tô chegando pra você
Ahoo ahoo ahoo
Agora, Lucy Dorcey, ela era uma gracinha
Mas você sabe, ela era casada
Sempre que ela o via, o velho Earl chegando
Ela escondia o anel que estava usando
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo, tudo certo
Isso acontecia toda noite
O grande Earl uivava por mais
Mas então, uma noite, alguém bateu na porta.
Era o marido dela; ele arrombou a porta
E a agarrou com força
Ela disse: "Earl, amor, você pode chamar a polícia
Porque eu acho que ele tá me matando"
Ele se virou pra Earl com a arma
Não havia chance de correr
Ele disse: "Você se ferrou, filho"
Mas ele errou e acertou o joelho dele.
Bem, o velho Earl pulou pela janela
Ele estava pelado e mancando pela estrada
E você podia ouvi-lo uivando à distância
Mas ele soava como um sapo ferido:
"Ahoooie
Por que você me atirou no joelho?
Eu só estava tentando fazer
A coisa que vem naturalmente!"