Lustful Earl And The Married Woman

O Earl Lascivo e a Mulher Casada

Lustful Earl And The Married Woman

Agora, o grande Earl Bradshow, ele era um lobo solitárioNow, big Earl Bradshow, he was a lone wolf
Ele estava sempre à espreitaHe was always on the prowl
E quando saía pra encontrar uma mulherAnd when he'd go out to find a woman
Você podia ouvir seu uivo horrível:You could hear his awful howl:

Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hooAhooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ahooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hooAhooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Baby, tô chegando pra vocêBaby I'm comin' for you
Ahoo ahoo ahooAhoo ahoo ahoo

Agora, Lucy Dorcey, ela era uma gracinhaNow, Lucy Dorcey, she was a pretty thing
Mas você sabe, ela era casadaBut you know, she was married
Sempre que ela o via, o velho Earl chegandoWhenever she see him, old big Earl coming
Ela escondia o anel que estava usandoShe'd hide the ring she was wearing

Ahooo hoo hoo hoo, tudo certoAhooo hoo hoo hoo, all right
Isso acontecia toda noiteThis went on every night
O grande Earl uivava por maisBig Earl would howl for more
Mas então, uma noite, alguém bateu na porta.But then one night there came a-poundin' on the door.

Era o marido dela; ele arrombou a portaThere went her husband; he knocked the door down
E a agarrou com forçaAnd he grabbed her ferociously
Ela disse: "Earl, amor, você pode chamar a políciaShe said, "Earl, honey, would you call the police
Porque eu acho que ele tá me matando"'Cause I believe, he's a-killin' me"

Ele se virou pra Earl com a armaHe turned on Earl with the gun
Não havia chance de correrThere was no chance to run
Ele disse: "Você se ferrou, filho"He said, "You've had it, son"
Mas ele errou e acertou o joelho dele.But he'd missed and shot him through the knee.

Bem, o velho Earl pulou pela janelaWell, old Earl, he jumped out the window
Ele estava pelado e mancando pela estradaHe was naked and limping down the road
E você podia ouvi-lo uivando à distânciaAnd you could hear him howling in the distance
Mas ele soava como um sapo ferido:But he sounded like a wounded toad:

"Ahoooie"Ahoooie
Por que você me atirou no joelho?Why did you shoot me in the knee?
Eu só estava tentando fazerI was just trying to do
A coisa que vem naturalmente!"The thing that comes naturally!"