Alpinist
Two alpinists were climbing up to the top
They were halfway up when suddenly
They tripped and went down
One of them went down vertically
Onto his stretched legs his head stuck onto his backbone
The second one pushed his neck into his midbrain
They survived the fall but died on the way to the hospital
In the place where they fell a monument
In the shape of a sled was erected
Because a year earlier a guy died there sledding
Two alpinists were climbing up to the top
They were halfway up when suddenly
They tripped and went down
Alpinista
Dois alpinistas subiam até o topo
Estavam na metade do caminho quando de repente
Tropeçaram e caíram
Um deles caiu de cabeça
Com as pernas esticadas, a cabeça grudada na coluna
O segundo empurrou o pescoço até o cérebro
Sobreviveram à queda, mas morreram a caminho do hospital
No lugar onde caíram, um monumento
Na forma de um trenó foi erguido
Porque um ano antes, um cara morreu lá descendo de trenó
Dois alpinistas subiam até o topo
Estavam na metade do caminho quando de repente
Tropeçaram e caíram