(Listen up)
I don't mean to flex, but let's just be honest
Of everyone you met, I'm undoubtedly the strongest
I got big villain energy, been scamming since the cradle
From walkin' planks to putting chewing gum under your table
The monsters that I've fought are more than just a lot
Once I had to put a dragon in a headlock
A pirate in my bones, this hook is solid gold
Believe what you've been told

Did you hear about her?
Well, she's a prankster (aw)
She's a gangster (that's so sweet)
She's a boss
Did you hear about him? (That's me)
He's the greatest
Not hard to say this
'Cause I'm a fan
Did you hear about her?
I killed a Kraken with just an napkin
And ate him raw
Did you hear about him?
They made a statue
I got it tattooed right on my arm
Right here (yeah)
Did you hear about

I mean, no disrespect
But I straight up think you're lying'
Someone's oversellin' and I'm not sure that I'm buyin'
I've stopped a cyclone, an avalanche and a tsunami
I've tied a giant octopus's arms like origami (arr)
A criminal with heart, each job's a work of art
You're swimming with a shark, check your pockets
I've saved a thousand lives, including yours tonight
No question, I'm that guy

Did you hear about him?
He's a hero
He's a leader
He's the man
Did you hear about her?
She's a savage (watch out)
The type of bad witch
You don't ever wanna cross
Did you hear about him?
I've moved a mountain, I saved a castle
With just my charm
Did you hear about her?
She ripped the wings off of Tinkerbell, y'all
What else you want?

Truth be told, Tinkerbell can grow her wings back, okay
Oh, that's good to know

Everywhere I go, a parade follows after
He's putting on a show while preventing a disaster
I'm wiser, meaner, cooler
And you can't get nothing past her
No, you can't
Did you hear about
Did you hear about
Did you hear about
Did you hear about
Her
Did you hear about them?
Did you hear about them?