If I Were Fire
If I were fire, I'd burn the world;
If I were wind, I'd pester it;
If I were water, I'd sink it;
If I were God, I'd plunge it;
If I were the Pope, I'd be gay,
'cause I'd torment all the Christians;
if I were emperor, I'd be good:
'cause everybody's heads I would cut down.
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were death, I'd go to my father;
If I were life, I'd flee him:
I'd do the same with my mother.
If I were myself, as I am and was,
I'd take the young and beautiful gals:
The crippled and old I'd leave to others.
If I were fire, If I were fire
If I were fire, If I were fire
Se Eu Fosse Fogo
Se eu fosse fogo, eu queimaria o mundo;
Se eu fosse vento, eu incomodaria;
Se eu fosse água, eu afundaria;
Se eu fosse Deus, eu mergulharia;
Se eu fosse o Papa, eu seria gay,
pra atormentar todos os cristãos;
se eu fosse imperador, eu seria bom:
pra cortar a cabeça de todo mundo.
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogo
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogo
Se eu fosse a morte, eu iria ao meu pai;
Se eu fosse a vida, eu fugiria dele:
eu faria o mesmo com minha mãe.
Se eu fosse eu mesmo, como sou e fui,
eu pegaria as garotas jovens e lindas:
os aleijados e velhos deixaria pra outros.
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogo
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogo