If I Were Fire

Se Eu Fosse Fogo

If I Were Fire

Se eu fosse fogo, eu queimaria o mundo;If I were fire, I'd burn the world;
Se eu fosse vento, eu incomodaria;If I were wind, I'd pester it;
Se eu fosse água, eu afundaria;If I were water, I'd sink it;
Se eu fosse Deus, eu mergulharia;If I were God, I'd plunge it;

Se eu fosse o Papa, eu seria gay,If I were the Pope, I'd be gay,
pra atormentar todos os cristãos;'cause I'd torment all the Christians;
se eu fosse imperador, eu seria bom:if I were emperor, I'd be good:
pra cortar a cabeça de todo mundo.'cause everybody's heads I would cut down.

Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogoIf I were fire, If I were fire
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogoIf I were fire, If I were fire

Se eu fosse a morte, eu iria ao meu pai;If I were death, I'd go to my father;
Se eu fosse a vida, eu fugiria dele:If I were life, I'd flee him:
eu faria o mesmo com minha mãe.I'd do the same with my mother.

Se eu fosse eu mesmo, como sou e fui,If I were myself, as I am and was,
eu pegaria as garotas jovens e lindas:I'd take the young and beautiful gals:
os aleijados e velhos deixaria pra outros.The crippled and old I'd leave to others.

Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogoIf I were fire, If I were fire
Se eu fosse fogo, Se eu fosse fogoIf I were fire, If I were fire