Pepperoni Lopez

I have a role-model
He’s the kind of person I don’t want to be
He’s the Negative Me
You can buy him on Amazon Prime
You can pay another 60 dollars for a 3-month warranty

He sold his dads’ brand new car
He smiles when he plays guitar
But he doesn’t play it from his heart
No, he doesn’t play it from his heart

(In the Sun, in the Sun)
He sits on his Walmart half-pipe
(In the Sun, in the Sun)
And sips an American beer

When he sits inside his jar
He’ll eat another protein bar
And wish upon a shooting star
Privilege will gеt you far

Trophy case to disregard
Made up plastic, spray-paint gold
Is hе dumb?
Is he genuine?
Does he do what he’s told now?
Does he do what he’s told?
Is he dumb?
Is he genuine?