The Cows Came Home
I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread
I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine
Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone
But I guess it's better than bein' alone
Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face
But I got enough milk for the human race
I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong
'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
I didn't see the writing on the wall
Missed the invitation to the bovine ball
I didn't hear no cowbells ringin'
Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'
The cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
As Vacas Voltaram Para Casa
Estou acostumado a tomar meu café na cama
Nunca preciso levantar um dedo pra passar manteiga no pão
Mantenho minha garota satisfeita, se é que você me entende
Porque ela me disse que sou uma máquina de amor ambulante
Senhor, eu tenho a autoconfiança de um rei no trono
Porque ela me disse que me amaria até as vacas voltarem pra casa
As vacas voltaram pra casa
As vacas voltaram pra casa
Eu ouvi algo mugindo
Me virei e ela tinha ido
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casa
Todo o rebanho apareceu quando souberam que ela tinha ido
Mas acho que é melhor do que ficar sozinho
Bem, o barulho da porta batendo é como uma torta na cara
Mas eu tenho leite suficiente pra toda a humanidade
Eu não percebi que havia algo errado
Porque ela me disse que me amaria até as vacas voltarem pra casa
As vacas voltaram pra casa
As vacas voltaram pra casa
Eu ouvi algo mugindo
Me virei e ela tinha ido
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casa
Eu não vi a escrita na parede
Perdi o convite pro baile dos bovinos
Não ouvi sinos de vaca tocando
Vou ter que encarar a música que a gorda está cantando
As vacas voltaram pra casa
As vacas voltaram pra casa
Eu ouvi algo mugindo
Me virei e ela tinha ido
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casa