The Cows Came Home

As Vacas Voltaram Para Casa

The Cows Came Home

Estou acostumado a tomar meu café na camaI'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
Nunca preciso levantar um dedo pra passar manteiga no pãoNever have to lift a finger to butter my bread
Mantenho minha garota satisfeita, se é que você me entendeI keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
Porque ela me disse que sou uma máquina de amor ambulante'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine
Senhor, eu tenho a autoconfiança de um rei no tronoLord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
Porque ela me disse que me amaria até as vacas voltarem pra casaCause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home

As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
Eu ouvi algo mugindoI heard somethin' mooin'
Me virei e ela tinha idoTurned around and she was gone
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casaLord have mercy, the cows came home

Todo o rebanho apareceu quando souberam que ela tinha idoThe whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone
Mas acho que é melhor do que ficar sozinhoBut I guess it's better than bein' alone
Bem, o barulho da porta batendo é como uma torta na caraWell the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face
Mas eu tenho leite suficiente pra toda a humanidadeBut I got enough milk for the human race
Eu não percebi que havia algo erradoI didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong
Porque ela me disse que me amaria até as vacas voltarem pra casa'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home

As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
Eu ouvi algo mugindoI heard somethin' mooin'
Me virei e ela tinha idoTurned around and she was gone
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casaLord have mercy, the cows came home

Eu não vi a escrita na paredeI didn't see the writing on the wall
Perdi o convite pro baile dos bovinosMissed the invitation to the bovine ball
Não ouvi sinos de vaca tocandoI didn't hear no cowbells ringin'
Vou ter que encarar a música que a gorda está cantandoGonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'

As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
As vacas voltaram pra casaThe cows came home
Eu ouvi algo mugindoI heard somethin' mooin'
Me virei e ela tinha idoTurned around and she was gone
Senhor, tenha misericórdia, as vacas voltaram pra casaLord have mercy, the cows came home