I Got Stoned And I Missed It
I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom: Grab your coat and get your hat, son
There's a nut down on the corner givin' dollar bills away
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma
Then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around
Jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned oh me oh my
Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
Eu fiquei chapado e perdi
Eu estava sentado no meu porão Eu apenas me revirei um gosto
De algo verde e dourado e glorioso para me fazer passar o dia
Então meu amigo gritou através do gio: Pegue seu casaco e pegue seu chapéu, filho
Há uma porca na esquina dando notas de dólar
Mas eu deitei um pouco
Então eu tive outro hit
Então eu me rolei uma bauma
Então eu pensei na minha mãe
Então eu enganei, brinquei
Jacked em torno de um tempo e depois
Eu fiquei chapado e perdi
Eu fiquei chapado e perdi
Eu fiquei chapado e rolou bem
Eu fiquei chapado e perdi
Eu fiquei chapado e perdi
Eu fiquei chapado oh eu oh meu
Agora, levou sete meses pedindo apenas que a virgem local
Com o doce rosto até o meu lugar para brincar um pouco
No dia seguinte, ela acordou rosada e ela se aconchegou tão confortável
Quando ela me perguntou como eu gostava Senhor me machucou admitir
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e rolou bem perto
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado oh eu oh meu
Agora eu não estou fazendo nenhuma desculpa para as muitas coisas que eu uso
Apenas para adoçar meus relacionamentos e iluminar meu dia
Mas quando minha corrida terrena acabou e eu estou pronto para o trevo
E eles me perguntam como minha vida tem sido, eu acho que vou ter que dizer
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e rolou bem perto
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado e perdi
Eu estava chapado oh eu oh meu