I Got Stoned And I Missed It

Eu fiquei chapado e perdi

I Got Stoned And I Missed It

Eu estava sentado no meu porão Eu apenas me revirei um gostoI was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
De algo verde e dourado e glorioso para me fazer passar o diaOf something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Então meu amigo gritou através do gio: Pegue seu casaco e pegue seu chapéu, filhoThen my friend yelled through the transom: Grab your coat and get your hat, son
Há uma porca na esquina dando notas de dólarThere's a nut down on the corner givin' dollar bills away

Mas eu deitei um poucoBut I laid around a bit
Então eu tive outro hitThen I had another hit
Então eu me rolei uma baumaThen I rolled myself a bauma
Então eu pensei na minha mãeThen I thought about my mama
Então eu enganei, brinqueiThen I fooled around, played around
Jacked em torno de um tempo e depoisJacked around a while and then

Eu fiquei chapado e perdiI got stoned and I missed it
Eu fiquei chapado e perdiI got stoned and I missed it
Eu fiquei chapado e rolou bemI got stoned and it rolled right by
Eu fiquei chapado e perdiI got stoned and I missed it
Eu fiquei chapado e perdiI got stoned and I missed it
Eu fiquei chapado oh eu oh meuI got stoned oh me oh my

Agora, levou sete meses pedindo apenas que a virgem localNow it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
Com o doce rosto até o meu lugar para brincar um poucoWith the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
No dia seguinte, ela acordou rosada e ela se aconchegou tão confortávelNext day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
Quando ela me perguntou como eu gostava Senhor me machucou admitirWhen she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e rolou bem pertoI was stoned and it rolled right by
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado oh eu oh meuI was stoned oh me oh my

Agora eu não estou fazendo nenhuma desculpa para as muitas coisas que eu usoNow I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Apenas para adoçar meus relacionamentos e iluminar meu diaJust to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
Mas quando minha corrida terrena acabou e eu estou pronto para o trevoBut when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
E eles me perguntam como minha vida tem sido, eu acho que vou ter que dizerAnd they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e rolou bem pertoI was stoned and it rolled right by
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado e perdiI was stoned and I missed it
Eu estava chapado oh eu oh meuI was stoned oh me oh my