In Short

My love affair with you
It's over, it's through
We loved and then we lost
And though we came at quite a cost
We've both had the chance to grow
I've collected my thoughts
And once before I go
There's just one thing I want you to know…
I wanna punch you in the face

Stab you with a sword
I hope you lose all your hair
Get eaten by a bear
Strangle yourself with a telephone cord
Lean out a window a little too far
Don't look both was and get hit by a car
Choke on a Now And Later
Get your shoelaces caught in an escalator
In short
I hope you die

Maybe it's wrong to wish death on
Someone you had so much love for
But since we shared so much
It makes me want to kill you more

I wanna stick pins your eyes
I pray you get a rectal rash
I hope your Visa's declined
Your children are blind
Get broke and have to porn for cash
Become epileptic and violently shake
Find out that you were conceived by mistake
Fall out of a roller coaster
Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster
In short
I really hope you die

Okay, so maybe I've gone to far
Maybe I'm saying this out of spite
Right?
Maybe I still think these things to cope with sleeping alone each night
Cause obviously I'm still thinking of you
And wishing that we could just start over new
What if we both give it one more try?
Sucks that we can't cause you're a prick that deserves to die

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
Die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Get Saurs!

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Mad cow.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Bird flu.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Fall when you're going out of the shower and
your tweezers are on the floor because you're always plucking your eyebrows,
and you love plucking your eyebrows more than you love me.
So you fall out of the shower and on onto your tweezers which stab you in the middle of your fore head
(just above that mole-thing, which drove me slightly insane).
Which you could have gotten it surgically removed,
but you didnt cause your too cheap to get the surgery.
Anyway, you fall out of the shower and onto your tweezers,
which stab you in the middle of your forehead
and you become immediately paralyzed and slowly bleed out.

Get beaten and slugged
Molested and mugged
Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged
I hate you, I'm leaving, goodbye!

In short
I hope you fucking die!
Die!