Eγχριστον (The Enchristation)

In a dark enormous cave
The sibyl feared by men
Sent me to the underworld

She slit the belly of the goose
And extracted its plump liver
With which she proceeded to tell my future

Next she brought out a leather phallus
Which she coated with a mixture
Of oil, pepper and ground nettleseed
And inserted in my rectum
Sprinkling my thighs with the same mixture

She soaked my genitals
In juice of watercress
And some exotic herb
While whipping them repeatedly
With a branch of stinging nettle

Then she administered to me
Atropine and hyoscyamine
Which made me insane
And replaced my reality
With a strange chaotic world

Finally she put purple in my eyes
Which sent me completely out of my body
To a hyperdimensional timeless space

Incessantly erect from the nettle treatment
Her handmaidens tended to my needs
To ensure I did not
Die