In Search Of Diamonds

Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,
Let me tell you just what I've seen.

I saw...

a castle with a view,
fields of bamboo,
guy from Kung Fu,
a giant screw,
a kangaroo,
some chicken stew,
and the woman who lived in a shoe.

I saw...

a white whale,
the holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
air mail,
volcano fail,
pyramids not to scale,
and some things I should not go into detail.

You never know what you will find
shaping a world that's in your mind.
See for yourself and walk with me

A world of wonder, a land of beauty.
Across the mountains and over the sea
but I still haven't found any diamonds.

I've been walking around for miles,
still no diamonds to be found.
Maybe I should look underground.

I started digging a hole,
drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
landed in some water.
What have I gotten myself into?

I saw...

Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War
mushroom spore,
liquor store,
statue of dumbledore.

Wooden shed with a bed,
spiders and the undead,
arrowhead,
loaf of bread,
giant spool of golden thread.

I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!