Blew That Bitch Away

Ash
"so, do you screw-heads believe i can save you from candarian demons now?"

Male #1
Well we thought you were fucking with us

Male #2
We thought you were a lying prick

Male #3
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

Female #1
All that jive about you killing demons

Male #3
It just sounded like, uh, bullshit

Male #1
But apparently you weren't talking smack

Female #2
Cause we saw that evil chi-ick

Female #3
She was going to eat us!

Male #2
Ax us up and then beat us (?)

Male #1
'til you shot her in the tits

Male #2
That's right you saved us

Customers
You saved our li-ives

Female #3
You saved me and my baby and these kids tonight

Customers
You saved us all

Male #2
You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall

Customers
We thought you were a phony
On some anti-(?)
But now we see that you're a hero
And you saved the day
Because you blew that bitch away

Male customers
Ash!

Ash
Well i told you i could kill these demons
And none of you believed me

Customers
No, no, no. yeah!

Ash
That's why you're merely customers
While i'm the s-mart employee

Customers
Yeah, yeah, yeah. oh yeah!

Ash
Cause i'll kill what looks even slightly evil
Who knows who the next victim will be?

Customers
Not me!

Ash
Cause i shoot

Customers
Shoot!

Ash
And kill

Customers
Kill!

Ash
And saw

Customers
Until!

Ash
We need a clean up on aisle three

Customers
You are the ma-an

Ash
I bitch slap evil with my one good hand

Customers
You're our hero

Ash
I shit down deadites like they owe me dough

Customers
Ooo-ooo

Ash
I saw that demon try to ruin your shopping day

Customers
Shopping day

Ash
So i grabbed my twelve gage and i blew her away

Customers
Blew that bitch away

Male #3 / other customers
That's right you blew / blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away-ay / blew that bitch away
You blew her through speed a rite (?) / blew that bitch away
You blew her like i draw team (?)

Customers
Blew that bitch away

Most customers
We used to hate you and your lyin' ways

Rest of customers
Lyin' way-ays

Most customers
But now we changed our minds and see

All customers
You're okay
Because you blew that bitch away-ay

Blew that bitch away!

Yeah!