Fairytalez

Contos de Fadas

Fairytalez

Essa é a história de três porquinhosThis is the story of three little pigs
E os danos que eles causaramN' the projected damage that they did
O porquinho número um era branquíssimoPig number one was white
Achava que tudo que fazia era certoThought everything he did was right
A própria porquinologiaThe pigology itself
Terror de pele rosa e riqueza, só se aproveitando pra siPink skin terror N' wealth, just hoggin' shit up for self
Chegou perto de um porco chamado SwineRolled up on a pig named Swine
Um porco de pele marrom convenceu que eram únicosA brown-skinned pig convinced him they was one of a kind
O porco se deixou levar pela cauda curtaThe swine fell for the short tail
Mas de jeito nenhum a Terra era tão sem graçaBut no way in hell was Earth that stale
Ovos de pedra, esconderam na lama que botaramStone chicken eggs, hid 'em in the mud that they laid
Quando chocaram, eram pintinhos de outra corWhen it hatched, it was chicks of another shade
A idade da pedra, a origem da AIDS na era dos ossosThe stone age, the origin o' AIDS in the bone age
Havia um porco, a pele era negraThere was a pig, skin was black
Ele limpou o porco e seus atos imundosHe cleaned up the swine N' they filthy acts
Se não, seriam forçados a recuarIf not they was be forced to set back
Mas os problemas vieram primeiro, a situação só piorouBut trouble come first, stale shit got worse
Os consumidores de porco agora estão amaldiçoadosConsumers of swine are now cursed
O exílio veio de 'Bylon, depois de trêsThe exile meant from 'Bylon, after three on
Nas costas da América do NorteThe shores of North America's hoof
Quando celebraram o Dia de Ação de Graças com o loboWhen they celebrated Thanksgiving with the wolf

Refrão:Chorus:
Quando eu era jovem (Quando eu era jovem)When I was young (When I was young)
Eles me contavam contos de fadas (Eles me contavam contos de fadas)They was feedin' me fairytalez (They was feedin' me fairytalez)
E isso continua (E isso continua)N' this goes on (N' this goes on)
Até eu ficar velho e grisalho (Até eu ficar velho e grisalho)Until I'm old N' gray (Until I'm old N' gray)
Quando eu era jovem (Quando eu era jovem)When I was young (When I was young)
Eles me contavam contos de fadasThey was feedin' me fairytale