(Ev'rybody do) The Thingy

And I was feelin' kinda g'deen
so I took off my pants and I did the thingy (repeat)
Had a funny feeling your dong was quite appealing
so down came my pants
Reached into my beaver and made you a believer in the latest forbidden dance I saw him in a magazine
I wanted to rip off his clothes and tell him something
First you stick it in then you wiggle about
Follow my steps
I'm gonna turn yins out
When I wanna screw I put on something blue from 1974
When I'm feeling g'deen there's only one thing that can turn me on more
Feel the power, jump in the shower
I'm gonna fuck you in outer space
Can you believe how g'deen this is
We can do it all over the place
Feelin' kinda g'deen
so I took off my pants and I did the thingy (repeat)
C'mon ev'rybody, DO THE THINGY!!!! SO G'DEEN!!! MY PANTS!!!! A dooey dooey doo yeah-ha-ha...