Bar B Q
The good guys won the last world war
No one eats meat anymore
The TV shows are all in good taste
They figured out where to put nuclear waste
They put the Berlin Wall back up
And put the lawyers all behind it
Everyone was convinced they'd crack
But it turns out none of them really minded
And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
And of course by this point, style was going out of style
And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile
They put a guy on Mars
They found a cure for cancer
They solved all the urban problems
They solved all the rural problems too
They put good food in all the stores
And everybody now is so happy
They put an end to all the world wars
And everybody now is so god damned happy
And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
And of course by this point, Africa drank up the Nile
And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile
Only God was left, unless it was the Devil
Either way, the playing field was now level
And the bars all still closed at one
But no one gave a damn cos life was so fun
Biker chicks and surfer dudes
Were everybody's favorite foods
And world peace was finally achieved
By making all the losers leave
And of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
And of course by this point, style was going out of style
And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile.
Churrasco
Os caras bons ganharam a última guerra mundial
Ninguém come mais carne
Os programas de TV são todos de bom gosto
Descobriram onde colocar o lixo nuclear
Colocaram o Muro de Berlim de volta
E botaram os advogados todos atrás dele
Todo mundo estava convencido de que eles iam quebrar
Mas no fim das contas, ninguém se importou de verdade
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrir
E claro, a essa altura, o estilo estava saindo de moda
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempo
Colocaram um cara em Marte
Encontraram a cura para o câncer
Resolveram todos os problemas urbanos
Resolveram todos os problemas rurais também
Colocaram comida boa em todas as lojas
E agora todo mundo está tão feliz
Colocaram um fim a todas as guerras mundiais
E agora todo mundo está tão caramba feliz
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrir
E claro, a essa altura, a África bebeu o Nilo
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempo
Só Deus ficou, a menos que fosse o Diabo
De qualquer forma, o campo de jogo agora estava nivelado
E os bares ainda fechavam à uma
Mas ninguém ligava porque a vida estava tão divertida
As garotas motociclistas e os surfistas
Eram a comida favorita de todo mundo
E a paz mundial foi finalmente alcançada
Fazendo todos os perdedores irem embora
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrir
E claro, a essa altura, o estilo estava saindo de moda
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempo.