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Os caras bons ganharam a última guerra mundialThe good guys won the last world war
Ninguém come mais carneNo one eats meat anymore
Os programas de TV são todos de bom gostoThe TV shows are all in good taste
Descobriram onde colocar o lixo nuclearThey figured out where to put nuclear waste
Colocaram o Muro de Berlim de voltaThey put the Berlin Wall back up
E botaram os advogados todos atrás deleAnd put the lawyers all behind it
Todo mundo estava convencido de que eles iam quebrarEveryone was convinced they'd crack
Mas no fim das contas, ninguém se importou de verdadeBut it turns out none of them really minded
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrirAnd of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
E claro, a essa altura, o estilo estava saindo de modaAnd of course by this point, style was going out of style
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempoAnd of course by this point, I had been dead awhile
Colocaram um cara em MarteThey put a guy on Mars
Encontraram a cura para o câncerThey found a cure for cancer
Resolveram todos os problemas urbanosThey solved all the urban problems
Resolveram todos os problemas rurais tambémThey solved all the rural problems too
Colocaram comida boa em todas as lojasThey put good food in all the stores
E agora todo mundo está tão felizAnd everybody now is so happy
Colocaram um fim a todas as guerras mundiaisThey put an end to all the world wars
E agora todo mundo está tão caramba felizAnd everybody now is so god damned happy
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrirAnd of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
E claro, a essa altura, a África bebeu o NiloAnd of course by this point, Africa drank up the Nile
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempoAnd of course by this point, I had been dead awhile
Só Deus ficou, a menos que fosse o DiaboOnly God was left, unless it was the Devil
De qualquer forma, o campo de jogo agora estava niveladoEither way, the playing field was now level
E os bares ainda fechavam à umaAnd the bars all still closed at one
Mas ninguém ligava porque a vida estava tão divertidaBut no one gave a damn cos life was so fun
As garotas motociclistas e os surfistasBiker chicks and surfer dudes
Eram a comida favorita de todo mundoWere everybody's favorite foods
E a paz mundial foi finalmente alcançadaAnd world peace was finally achieved
Fazendo todos os perdedores irem emboraBy making all the losers leave
E claro, a essa altura, as pessoas só sabiam sorrirAnd of course by this point, people do nothing but smile
E claro, a essa altura, o estilo estava saindo de modaAnd of course by this point, style was going out of style
E claro, a essa altura, eu já estava morto há um tempo.And of course by this point, I had been dead awhile.