To do List January

Lista de Afazeres Para Janeiro

To do List January

Retirar o cão, expulsar os mexicanosTake out the dog, kick out the mexicans
Comprar leite, lavar roupa, reparar a economiaBuy milk, wash clothes, fix economy
Comprar algo legal para MichelleBuy something nice for Michelle

Limpar a bagunça na sala de estarClean up the mess in the livingroom
Visitar a sogra, trocar de pneusCall mother in law, change tires
Corsertar estradas, pontes, caminhos de ferro, e toda essa merdaFix roads, bridges, railways, and all that shit
Parar o aquecimento global, salvar o planetaStop global warming, save the planet

Rebobinar e voltar Armageddon à locadoraRewind and return Armageddon to the videostore
Comprar desodorante, evitar o assassinatoBuy deodorant, avoid assassination
Ligar para a mamãe Sarah no Quênia, tirar as tropas do IraqueCall mama Sarah in Kenya, take out he troops from iraq