To do List January

Lista de Afazeres Para Janeiro

To do List January

Retirar o cão, expulsar os mexicanos
Take out the dog, kick out the mexicans
Comprar leite, lavar roupa, reparar a economia
Buy milk, wash clothes, fix economy
Comprar algo legal para Michelle
Buy something nice for Michelle

Limpar a bagunça na sala de estar
Clean up the mess in the livingroom
Visitar a sogra, trocar de pneus
Call mother in law, change tires
Corsertar estradas, pontes, caminhos de ferro, e toda essa merda
Fix roads, bridges, railways, and all that shit
Parar o aquecimento global, salvar o planeta
Stop global warming, save the planet

Rebobinar e voltar Armageddon à locadora
Rewind and return Armageddon to the videostore
Comprar desodorante, evitar o assassinato
Buy deodorant, avoid assassination
Ligar para a mamãe Sarah no Quênia, tirar as tropas do Iraque
Call mama Sarah in Kenya, take out he troops from iraq