I Placed A Bed

Searching the land around my base
I spy a shorty
Netherite armor and a mace
She’s headed toward me

But I only have diamond
How could I defend a raid?
I’ll need to go mining
For an emergency upgrade

I placed a bed in the Nether
‘Cause strip mining takes forever
When I placed a bed it ignited
Don’t need no flint to light it

It won’t be long till I have Netherite
I'm gonna upgrade tonight
I placed a bed in the Nether
The Nether

I’ve got a plan to save my home
Can’t let her get me
Move every valuable I own
Through the portal quickly

I’ll lure her right to me
Hiding in the Netherrack
Here she comes to loot me
I'm launching my attack

I placed a bed in the Nether
Popped like an Eye of Ender
When I placed a bed it ignited
Don’t need to flint to light it

It’s my last resort, I didn’t wanna fight
But I’ll defend my loot with my life
I placed a bed in the Nether
The Nether