Cousin Randy
He'd Disappear For Years, Then One Day He Would Just Show
Dad Would Buy Him Shows (Shoes?), Give Him $50 and He'd Go
He Talked About the Good Old Days of War in Vietnam
Did Two Tours of Duty With His New Love Heroin
You Knew He'd Be Covicted Before He Was Ever Tried
Did His Time in Chino, Then Folsom and Wayside
But Every Day Was Prison, Molested As a Kid
Abused By His Stepfather, Hard to Believe the Things He Did
We Call Him Cousin Randy
Couldn't Get Up in the Morning, Couldn't Get to Sleep At Night
Swore the Room Was Full of Demons, But Nothin' Was in Our Sight
No One Was Safe When Randy Came Out to Play
He Would Leave You For Dead and Then Just Walk Away
We Call Him Cousin Randy
One Time While At Grandma's, It Was Getting Kind of Late
Randy Stayed Outside 'cause His Odor Was So Great
He Walked Out the Door and I Told Him "Good Night"
He Charged Me, Grabbed My Neck and He Started Squeezing Tight
Dad and Jim and Grandpa Jumped On to His Back
He Screamed "What's So Good About It" Before He Let Up His Attack
The Neck Day, While We Were Swimming, He Tried to Drown My Sister
Laughing As She Struggled, Then He Pulled Her Up and Kissed Her
We Call Him Cousin Randy. to Us, He's Just Cousin Randy
Primo Randy
Ele desaparecia por anos, depois um dia ele aparecia
Papai comprava pra ele uns tênis, dava cinquenta e ele ia
Falava sobre os bons velhos tempos da guerra no Vietnã
Fez duas turnês de serviço com seu novo amor, a heroína
Você sabia que ele seria condenado antes mesmo de ser julgado
Cumpriu pena em Chino, depois em Folsom e Wayside
Mas todo dia era prisão, foi molestado quando criança
Maltratado pelo padrasto, difícil acreditar nas coisas que ele fez
Nós o chamamos de Primo Randy
Não conseguia levantar de manhã, não conseguia dormir à noite
Jurava que o quarto estava cheio de demônios, mas nada estava à vista
Ninguém estava seguro quando Randy saía pra brincar
Ele te deixava pra morrer e simplesmente ia embora
Nós o chamamos de Primo Randy
Uma vez na casa da vovó, já estava ficando tarde
Randy ficou do lado de fora porque o cheiro dele era insuportável
Ele saiu pela porta e eu disse "Boa noite"
Ele me atacou, agarrou meu pescoço e começou a apertar forte
Papai, Jim e vovô pularam nas costas dele
Ele gritou "O que tem de bom nisso?" antes de parar o ataque
No dia seguinte, enquanto nadávamos, ele tentou afogar minha irmã
Rindo enquanto ela lutava, depois a puxou pra cima e a beijou
Nós o chamamos de Primo Randy. Pra nós, ele é só o Primo Randy.