Cousin Randy

Primo Randy

Cousin Randy

Ele desaparecia por anos, depois um dia ele apareciaHe'd Disappear For Years, Then One Day He Would Just Show
Papai comprava pra ele uns tênis, dava cinquenta e ele iaDad Would Buy Him Shows (Shoes?), Give Him $50 and He'd Go
Falava sobre os bons velhos tempos da guerra no VietnãHe Talked About the Good Old Days of War in Vietnam
Fez duas turnês de serviço com seu novo amor, a heroínaDid Two Tours of Duty With His New Love Heroin

Você sabia que ele seria condenado antes mesmo de ser julgadoYou Knew He'd Be Covicted Before He Was Ever Tried
Cumpriu pena em Chino, depois em Folsom e WaysideDid His Time in Chino, Then Folsom and Wayside
Mas todo dia era prisão, foi molestado quando criançaBut Every Day Was Prison, Molested As a Kid
Maltratado pelo padrasto, difícil acreditar nas coisas que ele fezAbused By His Stepfather, Hard to Believe the Things He Did

Nós o chamamos de Primo RandyWe Call Him Cousin Randy

Não conseguia levantar de manhã, não conseguia dormir à noiteCouldn't Get Up in the Morning, Couldn't Get to Sleep At Night
Jurava que o quarto estava cheio de demônios, mas nada estava à vistaSwore the Room Was Full of Demons, But Nothin' Was in Our Sight
Ninguém estava seguro quando Randy saía pra brincarNo One Was Safe When Randy Came Out to Play
Ele te deixava pra morrer e simplesmente ia emboraHe Would Leave You For Dead and Then Just Walk Away

Nós o chamamos de Primo RandyWe Call Him Cousin Randy

Uma vez na casa da vovó, já estava ficando tardeOne Time While At Grandma's, It Was Getting Kind of Late
Randy ficou do lado de fora porque o cheiro dele era insuportávelRandy Stayed Outside 'cause His Odor Was So Great
Ele saiu pela porta e eu disse "Boa noite"He Walked Out the Door and I Told Him "Good Night"
Ele me atacou, agarrou meu pescoço e começou a apertar forteHe Charged Me, Grabbed My Neck and He Started Squeezing Tight
Papai, Jim e vovô pularam nas costas deleDad and Jim and Grandpa Jumped On to His Back
Ele gritou "O que tem de bom nisso?" antes de parar o ataqueHe Screamed "What's So Good About It" Before He Let Up His Attack
No dia seguinte, enquanto nadávamos, ele tentou afogar minha irmãThe Neck Day, While We Were Swimming, He Tried to Drown My Sister
Rindo enquanto ela lutava, depois a puxou pra cima e a beijouLaughing As She Struggled, Then He Pulled Her Up and Kissed Her

Nós o chamamos de Primo Randy. Pra nós, ele é só o Primo Randy.We Call Him Cousin Randy. to Us, He's Just Cousin Randy