Dance Muthafucka, Dance!
While thumbing through his news aggregator
That morning several tidbits caught his eye
And seemingly broke his heart
The continuing climate crisis notwithstanding
He'd been able to avoid his darker thoughts for the better part of a day
Day and a half
But upon reading in the lifestyle section
That pigs are susceptible to bouts of chronic depression
He felt his own creep up quietly upon him
Also, he was completely out of toilet paper
(Dance muthafucka)
Dance muthafucka
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
As he moped through his Monday
Thinking exclusively of himself (and the pigs)
There was a gnawing suspicion
That he'd forgotten something of great significance
Before he left the house
His latex gloves reached up to adjust
His makeshift mask when it hit him
It's not Monday
It's fucking Wednesday, man (holy shit)
Dance muthafucka
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
(Alright then)
After embracing isolation as a lifestyle
For the better part of two decades
His hermetic habits had finally found purpose
While his so-called friends rung their hands with worry
He smiled under his mask
Because this was his day
This Wednesday
This was his moment
This was his time
And there, was toilet paper
Dance muthafucka
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance muthafucka dance
Dance, Caralho, Dance!
Enquanto folheava seu agregador de notícias
Naquela manhã, várias coisas chamaram sua atenção
E aparentemente partiram seu coração
A crise climática continuando, sem dúvida
Ele conseguiu evitar seus pensamentos mais sombrios por boa parte do dia
Um dia e meio
Mas ao ler na seção de estilo de vida
Que porcos são suscetíveis a crises de depressão crônica
Ele sentiu a sua se aproximar silenciosamente
Além disso, ele estava completamente sem papel higiênico
(Dance, caralho)
Dance, caralho
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Enquanto ele se arrastava pela segunda-feira
Pensando exclusivamente em si mesmo (e nos porcos)
Havia uma suspeita inquietante
De que ele tinha esquecido algo de grande importância
Antes de sair de casa
As luvas de látex dele subiram para ajustar
Sua máscara improvisada quando ele percebeu
Não é segunda-feira
É quarta-feira, porra, cara (caraca)
Dance, caralho
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
(Beleza então)
Depois de abraçar o isolamento como estilo de vida
Por boa parte de duas décadas
Seus hábitos herméticos finalmente encontraram propósito
Enquanto seus chamados amigos se preocupavam
Ele sorriu por baixo da máscara
Porque este era seu dia
Esta quarta-feira
Este era seu momento
Este era seu tempo
E lá, estava papel higiênico
Dance, caralho
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, dance
Dance, caralho, dance