Dance Muthafucka, Dance!

Dance, Caralho, Dance!

Dance Muthafucka, Dance!

Enquanto folheava seu agregador de notíciasWhile thumbing through his news aggregator
Naquela manhã, várias coisas chamaram sua atençãoThat morning several tidbits caught his eye
E aparentemente partiram seu coraçãoAnd seemingly broke his heart
A crise climática continuando, sem dúvidaThe continuing climate crisis notwithstanding
Ele conseguiu evitar seus pensamentos mais sombrios por boa parte do diaHe'd been able to avoid his darker thoughts for the better part of a day
Um dia e meioDay and a half

Mas ao ler na seção de estilo de vidaBut upon reading in the lifestyle section
Que porcos são suscetíveis a crises de depressão crônicaThat pigs are susceptible to bouts of chronic depression
Ele sentiu a sua se aproximar silenciosamenteHe felt his own creep up quietly upon him
Além disso, ele estava completamente sem papel higiênicoAlso, he was completely out of toilet paper

(Dance, caralho)(Dance muthafucka)
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Enquanto ele se arrastava pela segunda-feiraAs he moped through his Monday
Pensando exclusivamente em si mesmo (e nos porcos)Thinking exclusively of himself (and the pigs)
Havia uma suspeita inquietanteThere was a gnawing suspicion
De que ele tinha esquecido algo de grande importânciaThat he'd forgotten something of great significance
Antes de sair de casaBefore he left the house

As luvas de látex dele subiram para ajustarHis latex gloves reached up to adjust
Sua máscara improvisada quando ele percebeuHis makeshift mask when it hit him
Não é segunda-feiraIt's not Monday
É quarta-feira, porra, cara (caraca)It's fucking Wednesday, man (holy shit)

Dance, caralhoDance muthafucka
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance
(Beleza então)(Alright then)

Depois de abraçar o isolamento como estilo de vidaAfter embracing isolation as a lifestyle
Por boa parte de duas décadasFor the better part of two decades
Seus hábitos herméticos finalmente encontraram propósitoHis hermetic habits had finally found purpose
Enquanto seus chamados amigos se preocupavamWhile his so-called friends rung their hands with worry
Ele sorriu por baixo da máscaraHe smiled under his mask
Porque este era seu diaBecause this was his day
Esta quarta-feiraThis Wednesday
Este era seu momentoThis was his moment
Este era seu tempoThis was his time
E lá, estava papel higiênicoAnd there, was toilet paper

Dance, caralhoDance muthafucka
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
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Dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance
Dance, caralho, dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance muthafucka dance
Dance, caralho, danceDance muthafucka dance