Never Can Tell

It might be fake
It might be the truth
Who do you believe?
I haven't got a clue
Is heaven gonna save me
Or am I going straight to hell?
Any way you look at it
You never can tell

Show me the money
What's it all for?
I've got a champagne bottle
Spinning like a throttle
And a six-pack on the floor
Is this five-star living
Or sitting in a cheap hotel?
Any way you look at it
You never can tell

Why?
I never can work it out
Everything's inside out
It's all been up and down

Find me a lawyer
Find me a friend
Are they in it for the money?
I guess I'll find out in the end
I think I need something
Don't know what it is
Something I've forgotten
Does it even exist?

Is it a good time to buy?
Is it a good time to sell?
Any way you look at it
You never can tell

Why?
I never can work it out
Everything's inside out
It's all been up and down

Have I been taken for a ride
On a carousel?
Any way you look at it
You never can tell

Why?
I never can work it out
Everything's inside out
It's all been up and down

I never can work it out
Everything's inside out
It's all been up and down