The Beer Song

My daddy never was a drinkin' man
It didn't matter whether bottles or cans
He said we all somethin that we must believe
And he tried to instill that in me

Well i believe i'll have me a beer
Cause it ain't sold in heaven, you gotta but it right here
And you can't take it with you whenever you go
So i believe i'll drink all i can hold

Hey that woman just tore me in two
She's just one more reason i turned to the brew
You see a beers 10 times better whenever it's cold
And you can kill it before it grows old

Hey i was goin 105
When i looked in my mirror and saw those blue lights
And the next thing i knew, i was touchin' my nose
And that cops said, son, i hope those are cold

Cause i believe i'll have me a beer
Cause it ain't sold in prison, you gotta drink it out here
And you can't take it with you whenever you go
So i believe i'll drink all i can hold

No, you can't take it with you whenever you go
So i believe i'll drink all i can hold