Joining A Fan Club

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss
He stared back through is green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize
Joining a fan club with my friends
Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
He looks so dreamy
I'm in love from afar
When I'm picking up a fallen star
Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock'
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing
Dig Down Deep
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray

Joining a fan club with my pen
Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens
He looks so dreamy
I'm in love from afar
When I'm picking up a fallen star
Shake that woody
Shake it for me St. Pinocchio
You've paid your money, now watch that money grow
Joining a fan club, best be warned
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade corwn of thorns
We'd be so dreamy
Sharing his black caviar
While I'm picking up a fallen star
Joining a fan club is a big mistake
I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate

I wished I'd loved him
Before fate crashed his car
Say a prayer for the fallen star