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Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus
If you're seekin' respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention
Just last week was kind of tough, I put a kid in cuffs
I zip tied a lady to a van
We can sneak around town, hunt workin' folks down
I hear they got a great benefit plan

Join Ice, boy, ain't it nice?
Join Ice, take my advice
If you're lackin' control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join Ice

Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool
There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages
All the ladies turned me down, and I felt like a clown
But will you look at me now, I'm puttin' folks in cages

At Ice, we're respectin' power
Join Ice, I hear they got great hours
There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man
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(Look at him go)

Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus
If you're seekin' respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention
See I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun

Join Ice, boy, ain't it nice?
Join Ice, take my advice
If you're lackin' control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join Ice