Tale Of Mary Drew

Conto De Mary Drew

Tale Of Mary Drew

Chegou a hora de contar sobre a história de Mary Drew
The time has come to tell you of the tale of Mary Drew
Quem enterrou 16 maridos com 22 anos de idade
Who buried 16 husbands at the age of 22
Alguns dizem que ela é um monstro
Some say that she is a monster
O malvado noiva viúva
The evil widowed Bride
Mas você descobrirá que há mais quando ouvir como todos morreram
But you’ll find there’s more to it when you hear how they all died

Aos 16 anos ela conheceu Charles foi amor à primeira vista
At 16 she met Charles it was Love at first sight
Eles se casam domingo de manhã e eles enterraram ele naquela noite
They marry Sunday morning and they buried him that night
Todos pensaram que Trágico, mas nenhum pensou em jogo sujo
They all thought it Tragic but none thought it foul play
Até seis meses depois, em seu segundo dia de casamento
Until six months later on her second wedding Day

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
There was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
And now they’re all dead

Barry era um rapaz forte e forte como qualquer boi
Barry was a strapping lad as strong as any ox
Mas depois de apenas dois dias com ela Ele acabou em uma caixa
But after Just two days with her He wound up in a Box
A polícia eles foram alertados e só tinha que vir
The Police they were alerted and Just had to come around
Mas uma pobre Viúva triste foi todos os policiais encontrados
But a poor sad Widow was all the coppers found

Eles procuraram pistas a cada vez Mas nunca encontraram um traço
They looked for clues each time But never found a trace
Cada marido foi encontrado nu com um sorriso no rosto
Each husband was found naked with a smile on his face
Eles colocaram as pistas juntas, uma resposta veio à tona
They put the clues together, an answer came to light
Nenhum desses homens poderia lidar com uma das noites de núpcias de Maria
None of these men could handle one of Mary’s wedding nights

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
There was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
And now they’re all dead

Agora Michael era o que alguns de vocês poderiam chamar de homem das mulheres
Now Michael was what some of you might call a ladies man
Disse Mary Só precisa domar e eu tenho o plano perfeito
Said Mary Just need taming and I have the perfect plan
Bem, eles o ouviram implorar por misericórdia e, em seguida, implorando para não parar
Well, they heard him beg for mercy and then beg her not to stop
Então, a menos que seu plano fosse suicídio, eu acho que foi um fracasso
So unless his plan was suicide I guess it was a flop

Veja Mary ela estava embalando algum calor extraordinário
It see Mary she was packin some extraordinary heat
E apenas os mais corajosos escorregariam entre seus lençóis
And only the bravest would slip between her sheets
16 homens foram para o céu, antes de morrerem
16 men went to heaven, right before each die
Mas ela sempre foi feliz em se tornar noiva de um novo homem
But she was always happy to become a new man’s bride

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
There was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
And now they’re all dead

Willy era um relojoeiro espanchol (?) Como poderia ser
Willy was a clockmaker as punctual as could be
E assim eles se casaram precisamente às dez e dez
And so they were married at precisely 10 past three
Quando ele foi para o quarto Ele sabia que ele estava tentando o destino
When He went to the bedroom He knew He was tempting fate
Na manhã seguinte, pela primeira vez que o pobre Willy He estava atrasado
Next morning for the first time that poor Willy He was late

Mathew era um ferreiro e um homem irritado e amargo
Mathew was a blacksmith and a bitter angry man
Seus vizinhos sugeriram que ele pede a mão de Maria
His neighbors they suggested that he asks for Mary’s hand
Quando eles o colocaram para descansar Ele estava sorrindo de orelha a orelha
When they put him down to rest He was grinning ear to ear
E os vizinhos todos soltam com um elogio muito bom gosto
And the neighbors all let loose with a very tasteful cheer

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um Brian
There was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortos
And now they’re all dead

Bem, eu tinha que saber que não quero ser obsceno
Well I had to know though I don’t mean to be obscene
E ela concordou que eu seria o seu número 17
And she agreed that I would be her number 17
Então nos casamos domingo, eu estava pronto para a emoção
So we were married Sunday, I was ready for the thrill
E eles a enterraram na segunda-feira perto da árvore na colina
And they buried her at Monday by the tree up on the Hill

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e Jon
There was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e Ron
Michael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e Fred
There was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James a Brian e Mary Drew
There was a James a Brian and Mary Drew
E agora eles estão todos mortos
And now they’re all dead