Tale Of Mary Drew

Conto De Mary Drew

Tale Of Mary Drew

Chegou a hora de contar sobre a história de Mary DrewThe time has come to tell you of the tale of Mary Drew
Quem enterrou 16 maridos com 22 anos de idadeWho buried 16 husbands at the age of 22
Alguns dizem que ela é um monstroSome say that she is a monster
O malvado noiva viúvaThe evil widowed Bride
Mas você descobrirá que há mais quando ouvir como todos morreramBut you’ll find there’s more to it when you hear how they all died

Aos 16 anos ela conheceu Charles foi amor à primeira vistaAt 16 she met Charles it was Love at first sight
Eles se casam domingo de manhã e eles enterraram ele naquela noiteThey marry Sunday morning and they buried him that night
Todos pensaram que Trágico, mas nenhum pensou em jogo sujoThey all thought it Tragic but none thought it foul play
Até seis meses depois, em seu segundo dia de casamentoUntil six months later on her second wedding Day

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e JonThere was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e RonMichael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e FredThere was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um BrianThere was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortosAnd now they’re all dead

Barry era um rapaz forte e forte como qualquer boiBarry was a strapping lad as strong as any ox
Mas depois de apenas dois dias com ela Ele acabou em uma caixaBut after Just two days with her He wound up in a Box
A polícia eles foram alertados e só tinha que virThe Police they were alerted and Just had to come around
Mas uma pobre Viúva triste foi todos os policiais encontradosBut a poor sad Widow was all the coppers found

Eles procuraram pistas a cada vez Mas nunca encontraram um traçoThey looked for clues each time But never found a trace
Cada marido foi encontrado nu com um sorriso no rostoEach husband was found naked with a smile on his face
Eles colocaram as pistas juntas, uma resposta veio à tonaThey put the clues together, an answer came to light
Nenhum desses homens poderia lidar com uma das noites de núpcias de MariaNone of these men could handle one of Mary’s wedding nights

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e JonThere was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e RonMichael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e FredThere was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um BrianThere was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortosAnd now they’re all dead

Agora Michael era o que alguns de vocês poderiam chamar de homem das mulheresNow Michael was what some of you might call a ladies man
Disse Mary Só precisa domar e eu tenho o plano perfeitoSaid Mary Just need taming and I have the perfect plan
Bem, eles o ouviram implorar por misericórdia e, em seguida, implorando para não pararWell, they heard him beg for mercy and then beg her not to stop
Então, a menos que seu plano fosse suicídio, eu acho que foi um fracassoSo unless his plan was suicide I guess it was a flop

Veja Mary ela estava embalando algum calor extraordinárioIt see Mary she was packin some extraordinary heat
E apenas os mais corajosos escorregariam entre seus lençóisAnd only the bravest would slip between her sheets
16 homens foram para o céu, antes de morrerem16 men went to heaven, right before each die
Mas ela sempre foi feliz em se tornar noiva de um novo homemBut she was always happy to become a new man’s bride

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e JonThere was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e RonMichael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e FredThere was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um BrianThere was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortosAnd now they’re all dead

Willy era um relojoeiro espanchol (?) Como poderia serWilly was a clockmaker as punctual as could be
E assim eles se casaram precisamente às dez e dezAnd so they were married at precisely 10 past three
Quando ele foi para o quarto Ele sabia que ele estava tentando o destinoWhen He went to the bedroom He knew He was tempting fate
Na manhã seguinte, pela primeira vez que o pobre Willy He estava atrasadoNext morning for the first time that poor Willy He was late

Mathew era um ferreiro e um homem irritado e amargoMathew was a blacksmith and a bitter angry man
Seus vizinhos sugeriram que ele pede a mão de MariaHis neighbors they suggested that he asks for Mary’s hand
Quando eles o colocaram para descansar Ele estava sorrindo de orelha a orelhaWhen they put him down to rest He was grinning ear to ear
E os vizinhos todos soltam com um elogio muito bom gostoAnd the neighbors all let loose with a very tasteful cheer

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e JonThere was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e RonMichael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e FredThere was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James e um BrianThere was a James and a Brian
E agora eles estão todos mortosAnd now they’re all dead

Bem, eu tinha que saber que não quero ser obscenoWell I had to know though I don’t mean to be obscene
E ela concordou que eu seria o seu número 17And she agreed that I would be her number 17
Então nos casamos domingo, eu estava pronto para a emoçãoSo we were married Sunday, I was ready for the thrill
E eles a enterraram na segunda-feira perto da árvore na colinaAnd they buried her at Monday by the tree up on the Hill

Havia Charles e Barry e Nick e Mark e JonThere was Charles and Barry and Nick and Mark and Jon
Michael e Terry, Henry, Sam e RonMichael and Terry, Henry, Sam and Ron
Havia Billy e Willy e Mathew e FredThere was Billy and Willy and Mathew and Fred
Houve um James a Brian e Mary DrewThere was a James a Brian and Mary Drew
E agora eles estão todos mortosAnd now they’re all dead