Ragebait (feat. Kasane Teto)

Hey, did you know you can make your computer run faster?
Its simple, just press ALT+F4!

I'm so fucking bored, always getting ignored
So I'll get their attention with my devious jokes
I could be a troll and they must pay the toll
As I tease, tease, tease, till their heads start to roll

I love the attetion, I pull on the tension
Schrodinger's douchebag with crueler intentions
A silly little guy that you cannot contain
I do it for the lulz till I'm entertained!

If I am pissing you off, then mission accomplished
Hook, line and sinker like a barrel with goldfish
You've fallen for my trap, waisted time you can't back
I know you love my mischievous trait
I'm in love with the ragebait!

I know I'm never right, I do this out of spite
Like the times I closed the pickle jar a little to tight
I'm causing upheavel, I'm comically evil
And last time I checked, poking the bear wasnt illegal

I love the attention, I pull up the tension
I'm six degrees away from the geneva convention
If you see I got myself in controversy
Hey! I didnt say that, I totally got hacked!
Just kidding!

I am pissing you of and mission accomplished
Hook, line and sinker, can you take what I can dish?
I like it when you rage, like the world is my stage
Like poking animals in a cage
I'm in love with the ragebait!

Oh, yeah! This is just the beginning, you motherfuckers! Now watch this!

Give a tourist wrong directions!
Bible in the fiction section!
Make your wedding cake go splat!
I'm your world so it is flat!
Draw your adress in cement!
Then I run for president!
Federal reserve will be spent on french dough or its world war teto!

Wait, did I go too far?
When I closed that jar a little to tight for you?
Because is very tight for me too
I should appologize
And set everything right
Wipe the smirk and stop being a jerk and-

Hold on, Miku just sent a Google doc, lets see
She said: What about my hair?

You just pissed me off, so congratulations, bitch!
Hook, line and sinker, now I'm under the troll bridge
Eye for an eye, now I'm on the other side
A multiplayer game that I lost
And now I hate this song!

'Cause fuck this I'm out! Screw you guys, I'm going back to UTAU!
You guys are dickbags, and guess what? I fucked your moms!
She said you're all adopted! She gave me her number and I'm never gonna call her again!

Stop ignoring me!