Wish You Were Gay

Sipping coffee at my spot
A normal day or so I thought
Writing poetry for girls I never got

Then you walked right through that door
My pencil dropped onto the floor
But it was too good to be true
I've been here before

Saw you standing there in that cafe
But all you did was look the other way
Wish I found the words I really wanted to say (hmm)
I just kinda wish you were gay

Everyday, I see you there
And I think we'd make the perfect pair
But you're busy doing work
You probably don't care

I'll make my way across the room
Smelling the scent of your perfume
I could stare at your lips all day
And all afternoon

Saw you sitting there in the cafe
But all you did was look the other way (other way)
Wish I found the words I really wanted to say (hmm)
I just kinda wish you were gay

To spare my pride
To give your lack of interest an explanation
That I'm not your type (I'm not your type)
Maybe I'm not your preferred sexual orientation

I'm so selfish (you're so selfish)
But you make me feel so helpless
And I can't stand another day
Stand another day

Saw you sitting there in the cafe
But all you did was look the other way
Wish I found the words I really wanted to say
I just kinda wish you were gay