Apron Dake Wa Toranaide!

Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron toucha ikemasen

Me ga sametara anata ga nikkori
Watashi wa "mappa" de hakoiri joutai herupu mii
Epuron sashidasu anata ni gakuzen
Kosupure magai no furire wa kanben "he-n-ta-i" desu ka ?
Dokkara mita tte ichimokuryouzen
Watashi ga meido de anata wa goshujin sou desho ?
Gohoushi suru tame ni urarete kita no ni
Aigan youto ja ganbaremasen tatakai wa hajimatteru

Ai ga aru kara yurusenai
Kore ijou wa dame ikemasen ! yamete hasukashii'n desu

Shiawase wo agetai na wakatte hoshii
Shita koto nai koto shimashou
Otto bousou kinshi !
Epuron ni kakureteru romanchikku wo
Anata dake ni misemasu chirachira hora !

Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron hayaku kaeshinasai

Tamani wa watashi ga osanakaryuu shite
Oyukagen ikaga ? nante tazunete mitai
Anime mo moe kei bakka ja
Awei na jidai iki zanre nai ze tsubuyaite miru
Sen boyuzutte kisekae ok
Fudangi haregi ni suku mizu burema ? nan ja korya
Robutto dake redo kikai ja nai no yo
Kokoro wa tokidoki yowasa wo umu no saijo kara koi shiteru

Kirai ni nanka narimasen
Jiboku shite mo risotto shite mo kitto zutto daisuki

Shiawase wo agetai na kono te no hira de
Mita koto nai yume mimashou
Otto housou kajou !
Epuron ga mikurechau hajagi sugida wa
Anata no gawa ni ireba funifuni funwari !

Shiawase wo agetai na wakatte hoshii
Shita koto nai koto shimashou
Otto bousou kinshi !
Shiawase ni shitai no ni shiawase sugiru
Namida ga dete kichaimasu
Yasashii egao kinshi !
Epuron ni kakureteru romanchikku wo
Anata dake ni misemasu chirachira houra !

Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron totcha ikemasen !
Kekkou suteki moe robo raifu
Epuron hayaku kaeshi nasai !